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Thursday, December 14, 2006

SECRET SANTA

I may actually start blogging as a habit now that I finally have to log in to blogger.

After reading my previous posts i felt embarassed by myself. Some because of the content but mostly bcos of the woderful english.

But knowing how wonderfully i blog, i might risk usurping the throne of best blog in the world if i blog almost daily.

Wa cheebye my skin is getting terrible recently. I shall die.

Ok. Now for my secret santa, I am a person of humble demands.

I saw everyone else's wishlist and was shocked by the things they requested for. WHat audacity!

SO I compiled the most affordable list below:

1) A kiss from Daniel Wu and 5 secs of rubba rubba.

2) A walk in wardrobe thats pre-filled with size 9 tod's, miu miu, galliano, Givenchy and Jil Sander shoes for me.

3) Shit-eating porn.

4) Gemma Ward to tell me I'm more beautiful than her and that she looks like cowdung next to me


Ok. thats about it. But if you are too much of a wimpy Santa, here's another list that is easier:

1) Ang Pow. ( SO u cant buy $5 thing and pass it off as $30)

2) Black Aviator Shades. ( Even if u can find it and its more[but not more than 50 lah] i will top up)

3) Any small sized Black/white tee shirt with print. PLS no emo/pure milk looking print. I like those new vintage looking tees and tangs at vivocity. they cost 70 or 60 i think. you can buy that and i will pay you the remainder and give you a kiss. or use that as a reference.

4) Skinny belts( Far east gt chip chip ones)

5) Anything I have mentioned in passing that I like. DO check if i alr have it though.

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If you are a guy pls look for anne or adeline when getting my presents. If you go alone/ with someone else you will almost definitely end up with a shitty gift. And since I have alr given you warning, I won't give you a effort-appreciating smile. If I don't like it you can be sure I will rip it apart and shove it up my ass. Good Luck.

Monday, August 07, 2006

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Happy Birthday Singapore

Watching National Day advertisements inspired me to come up with this post. While many are clapping their hands and singing Singaporeans songs like stand up for Singapore, i'd like to write a list of things that are shitty in Singapore.

1) Fireworks.
While many would like to gawk and gape at the fireworks, i think of it as 20% of my paycheck at 5% of the charges I pay extra while shopping go up in smoke. Nothing else. Its pretty for only 30 seconds but when you realise that its your hard earned money you get pissed off. But National Day celebrations would be nothing without fireworks because take them away and its just an excuse to give NS men something to do and bore the shit out of me.

2) Singapore Idol/Superband/etc.
Bloody nonsense seriously. And that sms thingy going on at the bottom of the screen during the show? so original. It a display of English gone horribly wrong at its finest. I understand that it may be their passion and shit but someone needs to wake them up.

3) The belief that Singapore has talent and I should shut up.
Yes, in the form of a perfect godess called Koh Weiming. That's all.

4) I'm racist if I called an indian man smelly on the bus.
that's dumb. im not discriminating him bcos of colour but smell. I cannot stand smelly people. they should be made illegal. Call me mean but u dont see me walking nude ard the country. Its a choice to wear clothes and so is bathing. There's no excuse to be smelly just like there's none to exhibit my family jewels in public.

5) The smoking Ban.
Singapore is well-known to ban lots of shit. Vulgarities on air, pissing in public, oral sex not leading to carnal sex, sodomy and pursuing your true talent if it stands in the way of your NS. BUT. the smoking ban really pisses me off. There's really no reason to ban smokers from the outdoor section of eateries. Its dumb. I want to smoke and I do it outdoors. If you don't like it, fuck off. It's just like I don't stand next to the road and when a car exhausts its fumes onto me I write a petition to draw yellow boxes on the road to ask them to drive inside. It's dumb. With development comes pollution.
Don't like ciggarette smoke? Go and live in the jungle.

6) Smokers die young and they are bad people and will probably end up on on the the ciggarette pack as a corpse.
HA HA. There's so many things wrong with this sentence. If you eat macdonalds all day long, don't excercise and do lots of unhealthy shit like over-masturbating you're going to die as well. But we don't see gruesome pictures of fat people exploding on burgers so why the double standard for ciggarettes.

7) Homosexual people are more likely to get AIDS.
I agree on this one. They are also more likely to get gorgeous and becum Supermodels and earn tonnes more money than heterosexual people. No link? Go figure.

8) Being Chinese and not being able to speak proper Mandrin.
So damn lame. I had a chinese teacher who kept telling me that i'm a disgrace becos my Mandrin sucks.
But i felt like telling him his ancestors were homoerectus cavemen.
But i don't see him setting up fires in school to abrbecue freshly caught game using wooden spears, running ard wearing leaves to cover his saggy genitals and digging his nose for a light snack.
Oh wait. he does dig his nose for a light snack and allow his nose hairs to grow freely like the jungles of Pocahontas. So maybe he's right, we must know our roots and dig our noses looking for crisps.

I have tonnes of other things I want to write but i'll risk being arrested and becoming the next Nelson Mandala or however u spell his name. But only this time i'll ninja my way out with my supermodel-like moves wearing Hedi Slimane by Dior Homme. ANd then take over the world. Which is very feasible. Now write that down in your history books in the latest edition.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

ON NS

I have a confession: I am petrified of NS.

Before you roll you eyes and think i'm being silly, read what i have to say.

I have been brought up in a family where you are supposed to talk things nicely and where violence has never been condoned. Differences are ideally settled in a peaceful manner, albeit not all the time.

I live in a society where the rich speak the loudest, not the strong. Where the coutry identifies itself as a democratic and not a military one.

Over the years of conditioning, I have been drilled with the mindset that brains truimphs over brute strength and war is evil.

Up till today, I despise violence. The innocent killings, the waste of resources, the destruction and the aftermath. War is horrible and we all know it.

The way of which the system works when i serve NS is a drastically different one. When someone hurls vulgarities at you for no reason, you swallow your pride and you do as told. When training becomes mentally and physically straining, you bear with the pain.

You can argue that in the future my boss may do the same and NS serves as a simulation.

I see the similarities. But I can quit my job and I get paid sum of money that i'm comfortable being yelled at for.

I don't intend to start a family because I wasn't born with the ability to fulfil that role and I will never be able to show affection and care for a family that was forced upon me by expectations. I'm not heterosexual. I do not learn how to be a man if that is what NS is supposed to teach you.

For christ's sake, I do everything a girl does, if not girlier.

I will be placed amongst other heterosexual men, forced to undergo similar training and live amongst them and live the way they live.

I cannot do something like that. I'm gay. I'm different. I'm not all buff and emotionally strong. I can't pack up and leave when one day they decide that gays are gross and decide to play pranks on me.

Other gay men may take it in their stride. But I'm not strong like them, physically and mentally. The thought of it makes me tremble within and all sorts of thoughts flash in my mind.

I'm petrified of NS. The reason is simple- I will be brought into a new environment, one that I have shunned away from for the past 19 years of my life. To make the situation more dire, I will be entering this environment maybe having some of these people thinking i'm some kind of freak or play-thing. And what's worse is i i'm not big and buff like most guys. I'm not mentally stable to face this kind of things. I cry at baby cubs being hunted.

NS? Just shoot me.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

!!!IMPORTANT!!!

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I have the quote of the century.
BEHOLD:

rushtowait@gmail.com says:
if i give birth, and see the face like jules, i'll push the baby back into my vagina and jump off the building

there you go.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

TEST!!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Monday, April 24, 2006

weiming & NS


Abel Koh Weiming --

[noun]:

A real life terminator



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


BAHAHHAH fuck.

i will go into ns with the manliest tits and balls and penis and every other guy's genitals will look like cute pink fuzzy pussies.

They will all quiver in my presence and put the beds together for my royal ass and fan me with amethyst studded boa fans.

If anyone dares defy my orders i will simply let a section of my scotum peep out of my spandex and he will be overwhelmed by manliness and die immediately.

but lookie whats the real result:


Abel Koh Weiming --

[noun]:

A pussy who will get raped in NS



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Saturday, April 08, 2006

how much is enough

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THis post is kinda cheesy and corny.
i'm writing it out of my own satisfaction.
If you don't like it then you can just fuck youself.

For a force that is invisible to the eye,
love is one intangible mother fucker which is very eminent.
How is it possible that we can build high rise buildings
and take to the skies.
But for something as close to the heart,
love sure is something profound.


I used to think i could live alone and earn tonnes of money.
and one fine day everyone would come a flocking.

Well.

I have succeded in either one and already i'm getting awfully impatient.
But previous experiences squeeze me so tightly i dare not enter a relationship.

But at the same time i do long for someone i can tell my nonsense to.

Friends are great, friends are wonderful, friends are important to me.

But you dont share a romantic r/s with them bcos if you do, you are very gross indeed.

Friends won't always put you top of their list but your significant other most likely will.

How ironic.

Friends who will always be there wont be as important as the romantic partners that come and go.

but i am baffled.

Not that i want to be superficial or anything but i'm lying.

I do not think i am either revolting or ugly.

but why is it that people dont seem to have an interest to know me better?

WHY THE FUCK do they think im just something to look at then look away??

i dont understand. seriously.

I don't kick children or strip in public.

I'm a person worthy of someone else's appreciation and care.

But everyone is a blind fuck and they can't see that.

I hold doors for people, queue and abide by the law.

I have wonderful friends that everyone wants to get close to.

But why is it that i dont have a special someone.

this post is so totally full of corny shit.

but i'm hoping someone reads it and realizes im so much more than just someone to look at.